timeoff, people! funny joke here
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Girls vs boys
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Girls' English
.
1
.Yes
. = No
.
2
.No
. = Yes
.
3
.Maybe
. = No
.
4
."It's your decision
." = The correct decision should be obvious by now
.
5
."Do what u want
." = You'll pay 4 this later
.
6
."We need to talk
." = I need to bitch
.
7
.Sure
. Go ahead
. = I don't want you too
.
8
.I'm not upset
. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron
.
9
.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4
.
10
.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful
.
11
.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me
.
12
.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
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Guy's English
.
1
.I'm hungry
. = I'm hungry
.
2
.I'm sleepy
. = I'm sleepy
.
3
.I'm tired
. = I'm tired
.
4
.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.
5
.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.
6
.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.
7
.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.
8
.Nice dress
. = Nice cleavage
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9
.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
.
10
.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11
.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
.
12
.I'm bored
. = Do you want to have sex?
13
.I love you
. = Let's have sex right now
.
14
.I love you too
. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15
.Let's talk
. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16
.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys
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