Today is the first time I decided to go blind, the man I am single for twenty years, never thought about their own blind date so old way to solve single and future generations, to say the word We are also very close, can often hear my friends talk, that such and such a ah a blind date, that such and such a heard that his wife is blind know when. . . I always thought it would be ridiculous, why can not own to find your favorite and like their people to get married, have to engage in that only simple in order to marry the acquaintance of the head to? No feelings, no love, no affection, marriage? Just to get married only. Originally ridiculous things, but really ridiculous on me today, I decided to have a blind date tomorrow.
to the success rate of the blind, I was under the fee efforts, a person on the outside, loving this job really is not good then, if at home Well, there Laodielaoma remind you can brothers and sisters to give you advice, is now available to a bachelor, had everything their own, the blind date did not phase do not understand; pay attention to something? Do not know; can I say? I do not know. Faced with so many question marks, how to do? Suddenly, his mind a turn, check the internet chant, we do not believe that, it we first blind date and consequently do not understand, there must be many people online to post for help, my brother I can only refer to the under someone else's approach to the , to dry let's dry, open the computer, directly on the Para Para Para Baidu, Sogou, Google. . . Open to spend what the whole one-time goal: blind Raiders grade. Really heaven pays off, looking for a few hours down, and really find a lot of good posts on the blind date, all Ctrl + C, and then break out stapled carefully have read, really read a lot, thousands in ah , these words really TMD reasonable reading this information I really winter pour cold water, completely wake up, then remember, write it down; back down, back down; the joy, joy; The sad, sad. . . So toss a few bell, and finally have a point of self-confidence, at least not that ignorant expression, seems to read more, yes. .
toss over the reference, and finally to the evening, should have a good rest to prepare to accept the major challenges of life, the poor, I repeatedly removed the bed and did not make themselves a bit sleepy. singing, sleep, the PASS; do push-ups, worn out, the PASS; upside down, did not have that ability, the PASS; hypnosis, regardless of use, PASS. . . Ah ah ah, we supposed to do, no way, who told me the first time, some of which people the first time, inevitably, there is so little tension and excitement, whether it is because of fear, or because the expectations of the process is the same, the uncertainty is not it? Man all right, normal. Numerous self-hypnosis, and finally there is little to convince himself, but unfortunately still can not sleep, after all, this brother for the first time, more than that, it is also linked to my marriage and future generations, Hey. . . Do not know to get married,
louboutin pas cher, and my son should play, what kind of name is good? Should give birth to a? Or give birth to a good? Uh-huh. . . To promote family planning, birth to a good, not only good support, and not against the law. . . Oh, away, and finally resorted to the trick got a last resort at the last minute, I drink 4 large glasses of water, plus an apple, one after another on the results of more than a dozen times WC, and finally The only point of passion exhausted,
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lunettes ray ban, I deliberately set, not the alarm clock, but a new event reminders, the Nokia 55 301 8 big screen impressively of each other today, do not be late awake, thoroughly clean, did not sleep a.
get up speed scrub up in Zola the right to pull the suit, finally a decent point to forcibly set in the body, this attitude, since I was born the first was, no experience is trouble, causing me to wear a continuous anti-several shirts and wrong N + M tie, such a result also belongs to can be within some range, after all, single a few years before encountered such a special circumstances,
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experienced a bus, subway station, after the tricycle, I finally came to a blind date location from which you, a humble, small park, my heart began to whisper: ah, so many places do not choose, choose a partial, yet so secluded place, do not insist that people have kind of ill intentions is not, really, an excellent good citizens, how can stem that sort of thing? Of course, even wanted to do, did that opportunity is not wow ha ha., after repeated bending twists and turns, Rao several large curved, I saw a small pavilion that meet the mentioned, but fortunately, there are self-provided maps, either on this place, is estimated to how many lost much, wow, to, good tension, the little darling in the chest thump thump wildly, surrounded Miao Miao, hey. let alone around the dark corner, always vaguely saw the party's underground organization activists, wow. It seems that this place is not bad ah, so many comrades have chosen a plan in life, ah. Yes, yes, a few steps away, disturb the N on KISS and say dozen acoustic Sorry, victories, and I finally found it my blind date. far from looking pretty good, black straight hair, slim body, white skirt, but also with top flower sun hat , lady, my first impression of the word. suddenly a tiny bit shy, and linger for a long time, and finally a last resort, a bite on, and walked up to her, just mouth to say . You. . . Not enough time to finish, she suddenly came a few . . ? , May I ask you that. . . Not any such as I had finished, she came to the sentence . I say to you how to drop,
louboutin, tell you to sit, but also silly to do what? Amount. . Little brother, with water it, give me something to drink, and sister died of thirst. . . Ah, the black will be the boss? see Shaleng, she suddenly exclaimed: over, and that a cup ah, I really want to poke a blind their own eyes, then the TMD directly to find a way to seam drilling, I thought: Are you a girl would, are you okay to wear a skirt doing it, this is no you do not wear long stockings, do not wear stockings if you Ah Bah is also one reason or another, like squatting on a chair like a monkey, I unfortunately stand in front of you, plus the vision is not particularly poor, alas, I said Sister, your voice, I completely jumped into the Yellow River plus jump Yangtze wash clean, yapping. my biological mother, my innocence I just in my heart Huanguo Lai, over and over again she came to the sentence: . . Do you think my underwear is how? I heard a blood suddenly coming down the throat from the stomach directly sprayed out from the mouth, kind of want to buy a block of tofu killed by a strong idea of what people come there is no mistake
. . . On your way, also blind, little brother, the first time. generous, face up money to come back, either their own piece of tofu are people rubbing rotten, my face to see people? . . small mind, and slowly find each other's point of intersection, and thus, from acquaintance to acquaintance, and then fell in love with are OK, ah, how do I then Bitter ah, thought encounter a forest sister, did not expect a Pan Bitter ah! splash about, more relaxed, skirt, like a virgin blood bloom one leaves then I peace of mind to sit down, the original excitement, tension ah, all vanished, can be said without a trace. many times what? now I'm blind date, I watch the people, I knew he pull what feces, believe it or not, ah, blind or useful skills, such as what to wear ah, what shoes to wear slightly raise any package, or even pay attention to what to wear underpants. , she saw my face, and gravely said: you. . . . In she Jiliguala said about a half-minute knowledge about wearing underpants, I finally understand one original to wear underpants really TMD is complex, not a decade and a half as set seems not learn we are in so that no intimate atmosphere of my first blind date to the alive spoil, Oh, MYGOD!
We talked for nearly three minutes of time, did not expect my first time out each met the master of such a veteran, really ill-begotten body be dead before my first, who lose my ah, ah ah.. Finally, I have to say not have much time to listen to your remarks, I really benefited. . . Again in high spirits, restaurant and also not far from where a bite, the two bell thoroughly naught, because the bill was shocked to read, for a total bankrupt is not a woman, is terrible. I end up with post after her out of that gate of the hotel, she saw my tearful, really can not describe her directly: you could not bear to me, but I'm not your food, the so-called a horse is not sweet, you do not stay strong, and voila you have moved in such a way, really makes people do not know how good. . . willing to get off and then take the bus, turn the subway over, or estimate the car table had to fly to, and may not be able to; said a bite Well, two people called the four-dirty five factors plus a soup and snacks click to go more than five hundred of these even; Ah hard a man may eat the chili, said that eat chili just like the man,
abercrombie and fitch, causing me to a port will be able to fire-breathing, but for that waitress agile, shouting checkout when they are almost burned waitress; This is no problem, you also want to literally pull me to eat that raw onion, Yin and yang, I live for decades, have not heard the onions have this function. we purebred Southern lad, than you northeast baby, we overwhelmed ah, I can not cry Well, your girl would.
back to me a nose a tear residence when I finally deep call tone, my first blind date journey is finally over, and finally saved the whole corpse. really the midst of sadness, I must make the following points for the blind Summary: First, to say to the introduction of blind date a harsh criticism, you Ah Bah, introduce a hell, how can I do then how ah, but also let people then point a better vision; Third, I will weak and behavior as well as the guts of the weak protest, ye can not be a big man, really, but fortunately, strong; the fourth, after a blind date need to be careful, cautious, and then carefully, this necessary in order to make their own performance more sincere, I deliberately took the sheets of white paper to write a guarantee, including a blind date after the preparatory work, an urgent matter of coping strategies, and the cost indicators such as transportation costs shall not exceed 50 yuan, when the last inscription, I am a little embarrassed, the signature sign of what is good? real name, is not enough momentum; stage name, not thought; screen name, the symbol can not write; English name, not understand and can not remember the last eyeball a turn, I think they should sign a simple to remember, and then I was so excited Shua Shua Shua three pen opinions signed a large piece of paper impressively mark: Guarantor: 123! then I do not meet, that also shortcomings, oh oh,
supra, fingerprints, write TV are finger printed, hey, that like called initialed it, hey, regardless of the I sincere Well, looking for a long time did not find the inkpad, I am a heartless, direct good to go out into a rub on the desktop, and then shocking bare on top, that taste, nothing to say, no words, I met it attached to the wall, laughing very pleased. Later, those who played to my room was this ensure the shock of the book, especially that if the big hand print, Doukua I say that is simply God palm ah, high ... I suddenly kind of unspeakable achievement sample well, wow ha ha ...
with the with, well regret it ... Oh! sleep! tomorrow will be better. like
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